A celebrity?
More like number one public enemy.
Your work would make John-Wayne Gacy green with envy.
You're up there Matt, with Chikatilo and Dahmer.
You make Shipman look tame.
You're the Midazolamer.

You're the grimmest of reapers and you murder by stealth.
The ever smirking face of public pseudo-healthcare,
The type where grandmothers get held in an armchair and get combos of death-drugs that would bring down a brown bear.
We know what you did you wee malevolent cunt.
You used a two year's supply of midazolam in five months.
Bumping up your numbers with real people's loved ones,
Try explain it when the time comes.

Matty is a psycho.
Did he kill your mum or dad?
Turned the care homes into no-go zones soaked in midazolam.
Matty is a psycho.
Got his drugs shipped in from France.
Isolated in that living hell, they didn't stand a snowball's fucking chance.

People tried their best but you rats were incessant,
Giving all those breathless patients those respiratory depressants.
In whose tiny fucking mind would that shit ever have made sense?
"It's protocol though!" So is it completely okay then?
Fuck that! You fuckers knew it was dangerous.
Midazolam and morphine mixed is fucking outrageous.
Sure they use it on death-row inmates in the States
And the carnage it caused her was renamed the 'First Wave'.
And the second and the third waves too,
Helped along by the mental '28 Day Rule'.
Poor Jimmy was hit by a bus outside the high-school,
Just stick him on the covid toll. Sure why not?

Matty is a psycho.
Did he kill your gramps or gran?
The hospitals were staffed by ghouls who poisoned folks then danced.
Matty is a psycho.
He can never make this right.
When he tried to smile he cracked a smile.
It's called 'Duper's Delight'.
Matty is a psycho.

Everything is geared towards the death of the frail,
When you starve and dehydrate them down the 'Frailty Scale'.
To give them nil-by-mouth is nothing short of pathetic.
Quite often they were given nothing but diuretics, like coffee,
Which made them dehydrate even quicker,
They thought it was a help but it was making them sicker.
It's an absolute scandal Matt and here comes the kicker,
It's called the 'Paradoxical Effect'.
You see midazolam and morphine will labour the breathing,
And mimic symptoms of the thing you claim to be treating.
It appears that their condition is what's making them iller,
Paving way for more doses of the real killer. Midazolam.

Matty is a psycho.
Did he kill your mum or dad?
Turned the care homes into no-go zones soaked in midazolam.
Matty is a psycho.
Got his drugs shipped in from France.
Isolated in that living hell, they didn't stand a chance.
Matty is a psycho.
Now he's back on our TVs.
The tens of thousands that he killed don't get to disagree.
Matty is a psycho.
With an image to repair.
Don't fall for what he's trying.
A 'celebrity'?
He's a killer.
Get him outta there.